A nickname given to someone who sells bev to underagers
That Calum boy is the best bev monkey goin, super reliable and top notch bevage
A girl who can solely live off of beverages, whether it be (including, but not limited to) coffee, juice, refreshers, teas, basically anything but water. They do occasionally drink water, but it is mostly other drinks. Most of the time, these girls will have multiple beverages at a time. In these instances, each drink will serve a different purpose: one for daily caffeine intake, one for hydration, & a fun beverage. This may look like a coffee, a green tea with low sugar or a fruit water, & a refresher.
Person 1: Oh my gosh why does that girl have three different drinks in her car?
Person 2: Have you never heard of a bev girl?!
An alcoholic beverage that is consumed on the journey from pre drinks to an event.
Let's all grab a road bev and head to the club.
The Bev effect is a phenomenon that occurs when one person makes edgy jokes. And soon after everyone around them follows
Did Steve just make that homopobic joke?
Yeah, heβs got the Bev effect
End of the world scenario where Joe Bevins runs out of bags of pizza, and begins eating bags of people instead.
It is estimated he could go through the entire 6 billion population of the planet in a third of the time it would take to wipe them out with weapons of mass destruction.
Notre Damus predicted this after seeing Joe at a local Dairy Queen placing a to go order.
"NOOOOO RUUUUUUUN! HE'S EATING EVERYTHING! NOT MY BABY NOT MY BABY!" Its a catastro-Bev!
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(Pre Beverage) The drinking time before a night out. Is often the most enjoyable part of the night, often occurs at a friend's house for a few hours before heading out.
Person 1: Hey, what's the POA for tonight?
Person 2: em, we're pre bevving at mine then headed to the club, sound good?
Person 1: Jammin'!
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