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A term used for alcohol consumed to celebrate shooting a birdie during a round of golf.
Nice birdie putt Brandon! That calls for a swig of the ol’ birdie juice.
The guys were shooting so well today that I threw up some of my birdie juice onto the cart path on the way to 17
1. A high end prostitute in the late 1920's, early 1930's. Often too pricey for the general population, their services were often required by the wealthy and those in government.
2. An expensive ass hooker.
3. The earliest known form of high scale escorts.
"How was he able to afford her? She's one of those Dirty Birdies....?"
"He's a billionaire."
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The type of revenge you get on birds for shitting on your car.
The preferred method is by going up to a birds nest, waiting for the mother bird to leave her eggs, climbing up to a sturdy limb right above said nest and taking a shit on the birds nest.
Works best if you have diarrhea.
If the mother bird still hasn't returned to the now defaced nest, feel free to take any eggs that haven't broken home for some awesome scrambled eggs. Just make sure to clean the shit off of them first.
Jack: Dude you were pretty pissed at those birds that crapped on your newly waxed car last week.
Kyle: Yeah but the next day I found a birds nest and got me some sweet birdy revenge.
Jack: You shit on some birds?
Kyle: Nope. Just the nest. There were some yummy looking eggs in there too, so I was thinking " Hey free breakfast"!
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A person who exhibits extreme perversion and an unbridled enjoyment for all things sexual.
You dirty birdie! (in response to a comment involving something perverse or sexual, duh)
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An opportunist (negative connotation); one who advances oneself unselfconsciously and without shame.
"Dave Douglas is cool, sure, but he's a real worm-birdy."
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Consuming LSD, MDMA, Ketamine, and smoking changa right before entering the K-hole, while peaking on the LSD, MDMA and Ketamine.
You are not ready for the birdie flip
Juvenile term for a method of consuming a drink from a community container (other than squeeze bottles) without said container actually making contact. The container's opening is placed just above the mouth, and the beverage is poured in. Requires a little bit of practice to avoid making you look like you have a hole in the lip.
That's the only bottle of water, so you better birdy drink from that.
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