containment

A naturally well packed vulva, whereupon no part of the labia (majora or minora), clitoris, or vestibule of the vagina can be seen.

Guy #1 at strip club: "Dude! Check out that hot single mom working the brass pole! She is so hot and what spectacular containment!"
Guy #2 at strip club (me): "Yeah, she is hot, but I prefer a nice set of ham or roast beef meat curtains."

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contain it

used when someone is on a cell phone in an inappropriate place and/or being usually loud and/or obnoxious.

"contain it!"
"so i told this sorostitute on the bus to contain it"

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container

1. people who where jeans with flip flops

bob: haha.. look at what that hippie's wearing, rainbow flip flops and jeans
billy: ugh, what a container.

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containment

The capture and storage of noxious fumes emanating from the anus by utilizing Tupperware plastic containers.

Johnny contained his farts. His mother regretted discovering and opening his multitude of containment vessels (Tupperware).

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contained

No true definition, best used in a manner by which the "true" definition cannot be confused with this word.

USAGE -

As a response to any question:
"It's contained."

When reserving a hotel room:
"Sir we do have one room, would you like that one?"
"Is it contained?"
"...what do you mean by contained?"
"I am asking if it is contained it is a simple yes or no question..."
etc....

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contain

Very homosexual, queer, gay.

Mr. Contain was very gay.

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Container

The agreement people make for consent of intimate play. A container may include duration of a play date, the acts that are acceptable, a length of time the agreement lasts, who may be informed of the play date etc.

Karen and Jim didn't hook up because they didn't agree to a container. Karen likes backdoor, but Jim isn't into anal.

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