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Venturing out into the night to intentionally take home an overweight sexual partner.
Hey Karl, let's have a couple drinks before we hit the bar for our annual bison hunt.
Fat, morbidly obese women arms. The upper bicep area. Replaces tricep with fat. No definition of muscle whatsoever just fat. It resembles the nimble muscular body of a Buffalo or bison
Wow look at Those massive bison-ceps. They are leaking out of her sleeves
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A black bison is a sexual act in which a male has anal sex with a female, while the female simultaneously shits on his dick. Then as the male prepares to ejaculate the woman deepthroats his penis, swallowing both the male's semen and her own feces.
My wife finally pulled a black bison with me last night, it was awesome.
The black bison is my favorite sexual act.
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a leader, a ruler, a king, a man who can lead the whole team like they’re a brother to him and he don’t care what others think. Huncho bison usually has a beard and a sick ass truck.
Bro, huncho bison has the sickest truck in the fucking school
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When a dumb spic daddy goes to the milk market and forgets what he went for and never come home. By son burger
My daddy made me a nice bison burger.
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The sexy dance used in most parties and clubs in England. Commonly worn with viking horns.
Stamp, Stamp to the left,
Left leg kick, kick,
Arm up,
Stab, Stabto the left,
Stamp, Stamp to the right,
Right leg kick, kick,
Arm up,
Stab, Stab to the right,
Quick twirl round with both hands
raised to Thor(whatever)
Raise your (pretend) drinking horn to the left,
Drinking horn to the right,
Horn to the sky,
All over body shake,
Huddly duddly,
And fall to knees with a triumphant shout of "HORRRRNNNNN!!!!"
The Viking Bison Disco Inferno is going to be your opening dance at your viking wedding, Rosie.
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