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AL CIA-eda

This slang term was coined by those who believe in the US government involvement(namely the CIA) in the creation of Al Quieda during Afghanistan's fight against the invading soviets , thus using this "front group" to mask the US involvment in the events 9/11 to achieve various goals(Middle-east wars, invasion of American rights under the guise of a "global war on terror", etc). I believe this was first coined by the widely known founders of 9/11 truth movement such as Alex Jones and John Stadtmiller of Austin,TX.

The vast majority of the American population is unaware of the true origins of Al Quieda. A more fitting name is Al CIA-eda.

by Ronnie Gragg May 22, 2006

40πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž


bomb.gov/cia

Danielle= bomb.gov/cia

Danielle was the inspiration of bomb.gov/cia, courtesy anji.

by D July 14, 2004

3πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


Mike Johnson CIA

1) Any and all reference to a Giant Dick. Dick. Pecker. Woodpecker. Long, smooth shaft, complete with...
Two balls. Wang. Willie. Johnson. which also translate to "my Johnson" any male who resides in Angel Halls at the Culinary Institute of America who is the coolest kid on the campus certified executive master chef at age of 19.

Ex 1. Top Gun (1986) Goose: The list is long, but distinguished. Slider: Yeah, well so is my Johnson

Ex 2. Everyday; Person 1: Hey, how was is Mike today. Person 2: Mike who? Person 3: My Johnson

Ex 3. Piping ain't easy but it sure is fun - YES CHEF Mike Johnson CIA

by Mike Johnson for President February 16, 2010

9πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


CIA void work

When you are unemployed, but, don't want to admit it.

FOXY BAR CHICK: So, where do you work?

FUNEMPLOYED DUDE: I work for the government.

FBC: What do you do?

FD: Well, the CIA can't do EVERYTHING, right?

FBC: Right.

FD: So that leaves a void. Right?

FBC: Right.

FD: So, what do I do? CIA void work.

by Jack Hoffa, CIA void work June 18, 2009

3πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


CIA award for journalistic excellence

A killing of a journalist for investigating something that they perhaps shouldn't have had, like a goverment operation or the practices of a larger company

Person 1: whatever happened to that guy that guy who uncovered that conspiracy with the CIA's involvement in the destabilization of Any country here

Person 1: He was awarded the CIA award for journalistic excellence and committed "suicide"

by Orsina August 22, 2022


Jazz the CIA agent

β€˜Jazz The CIA Agent’ is a person who you just aught to know. Jazz knows everything about you, she abused her CIA privileges constantly. Sometimes she hacks into your camera and makes fun of your double chin, and sells pictures of your feet to old men (for a good price too, you should just do it yourself).
But I guess she’s kinda cool.

Her weakness is Jason Momoa, then again who’s weakness isn’t Jason Momoa.

Ehhh bud, you’re getting a little creepy hahaha don’t act like that β€˜Jazz The CIA Agent’ chick.

Oh hey!! It’s Jazz the CIA Agent.

by DisappointmentMachine July 23, 2019

1πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


cia language

she says kjdKLkajnflms ijldma,d abdjl and oifhksamdkaf when she is happy or laughing i think

Her husband: your so pretty
Cia: oifhksamdkaf

Cia language

by deeznutsbruh134 September 17, 2021