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a new dog breed invented by katie. calamaris enjoy long walks along the beach and romantic dates.
Getting a firm handjob from a sailor while covered in squid ink
Petty officer told me that he was gonna show me the calamari tugboat maneuver, I'm not sure what that is but he's been so helpful since I got here
Foreskins of circumcised people.
An excised foreskin has a “chewy” texture & ring shape to it. Ironically, in Jewish tradition, circumcision is mandated, however shellfish including squid are prohibited to be eaten as they are unclean. Circumcision has its roots in desert societies including the ancient hebrews, Egyptians & later on in Islam.
And so the mohel cut off his desert calamari!
A Squid that gets abused by people on discord
My friend walked into the bar and yelled out, "Calamary!"
A squid who is abused on discord
My friend yelled out, "Calamary!"