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Calamari

The left over dick flap when a man or boy gets circumcised.

"Yum. Some people eat the placenta after a child's birth, but Conan O'Brien swears by the calamari."

by CockFlapJohnson September 6, 2013

28๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Calamari

A type of Shrimp From Squids or a Sack of very sticky ink. Itโ€™s VERY rare and can be found INSIDE a Squid. To find it you need to TAKE A SQUID TO YOUR HOUSE and kill it with a knife. If you find a rare glowing Squid to take to your house, you can kill it to get glowing Calamari. In a video game called โ€œMINECRAFTโ€ both of those Creatures are in the game. Itโ€™s VERY cool if you find it.

Thereโ€™s some CALAMARI!

by A DINOSAURโ€™S slave November 12, 2022


Calamari

The fat that squishes out of the bottom of a really tight, short dress creating an Ursula (sea witch from The Little Mermaid) effect on the bottom half.

A person wears a tight mini-dress (think 2 sizes too small) and it pushes the leg fat out around the bottom of the dress and it makes you think of a squid (or calamari).

by Daisy27 June 14, 2012

7๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Calamari

Italian slang for "thats crazy!'

Caalaamaaaree!!!

Ya man that was felonious!

by Steen November 12, 2004

18๐Ÿ‘ 77๐Ÿ‘Ž


calamari

squid or octopus, beaten until soft enough, and eaten as a delicacy. I've never eaten it. Many people I've talked with agree that its taste is not bad, but its texture is rubbery and slimy.

Waiter: "I recommend that you don't order the calamari."

by James M. May 3, 2003

63๐Ÿ‘ 66๐Ÿ‘Ž


calamari

When one man inserts his erect penis inside another man's flacid penis hole.

I fucked his cock like a piece of calamari.

by lester pronk September 14, 2007

54๐Ÿ‘ 67๐Ÿ‘Ž


calamari

An inexpeirianced motorcyclist, with no protection from contact dermetitus.

A squid without a helmet; squid bits.

Motorcycle rider - helmet = calamari

by schimschone March 12, 2005

30๐Ÿ‘ 37๐Ÿ‘Ž