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The Best Candidate

Me :)

YOU: "Who could possibly be The Best Candidate for this position (or similar positions available) that I need to fill!"

My resume slides into your inbox :)

by Wally_Sloane August 21, 2024


The Best Candidate For Grade 9 Rep

Roni Melamed, Obviously.

Dave: Who are you going to vote for grade rep?

Jennifer: I'm gonna vote for Roni M, obv. She's the best candidate for grade 9 rep.

by VoteForRoniM September 26, 2020


Jumping Jack Candidate

Someone who jump from constituency to constituency (that they have no connection to) every time they lose their seat just so they can get re-elected to office instead of remaining in their original constituency and getting re-elected for that seat when the time comes.

Will you vote for Tom Sanders?

no hes not from here, he's a Jumping Jack Candidate

by Archibald Findri April 26, 2018


Quality candidate

person hired to fulfill diversity quotas, often a product of academic Leadership programs designed to fast-track unqualified candidates into management positions to fulfill
Affirmative Action requirements.

LaTonya was the Quality candidate picked to be the office manager.

by Turf Runner March 21, 2013


Candide, n.

Pronunciation: can-DEET (similiar to "yeet")
Frequency (in current use): 1/10
Origin: French
Etymons: candid, adj; candidacy, n

1) The eponymous character of "Candide ou l'optimisme" by Voltaire, an optimistic man who repeatedly claims that we "live in the best of all possible worlds" and that "we must cultivate our garden". The book is philosophical, but ultimately a satire (so there's also a lady who lost one of her two buttcheeks because she ate it in it) and was banned because it was too controversial.

2) Born this very minute 23 years ago, Austro-German singer-songwriter, stylist, fashion icon and social media influencer Candide is known for her profound exploration of both the human psyche and eros through art and research. Popular because of her kindness and willingness to reach out and deep into other people, she has been known to hear people's life stories a mere five minutes after meeting them and uses these insights to fuel her art and understanding of the world. An amazing friend and wonderful person, according to those who know her, she continues onwards on her path towards beauty in a complex world.

The word Candide, n. means being defined by aesthetics, love and passion - a modern-day Venus.

by Sciolet August 26, 2018


coattail candidate

A political candidate that gains a great deal of popularity primarily from family name, vise from receiving recognition through his or her own limited accumulative achievements within time of service. Term derived from the adage, "riding on coattails," more often in reference of a son, gaining influence by the popularity of his father, without achieving influence on his own merits.

Hopefully America has been disillioned enough from its past mistakes, and make it a bipartisan effort to refrain from having another coattail candidate from becoming the next president of the United States.

by YumiSpewns January 2, 2015


randy candid candy raider

when someone goes around cadging stuff from others

that twert is just a randy candid candy raider

by Candyman Can June 23, 2018