a long winded way of calling a person the derogatory term "faggot", saying this is a inside way of harnessing the LGBTQIA+ community
"aye did you see that guy, what a COOKY CLOSER"
haha yea man
It’s a fleshlight and a pen not a vape and no flesh light.
My girl is really a door closer on her ex.
a release of intestinal gas, especially one that smells particularly bad
That nose-closer was enough to disperse a riot.
icing on the cake, finishing touches, that little extra love.
Those girl's j-lo booties was a Curtain Closers.
Hype person that stays the longest and goes the hardest at any social gathering. Always the last to leave, and has the most energy. Last person on the dance floor/ last person standing.
I feel bad for Kent, his wife Jenny is still dancing and all of his friends left an hour ago. She is such a closer that he never has a chance of leaving early when they go out together.
Context: relationships. The person who get its right with your dream guy or girl after you break up with them because you didn't think they were worth it. The closer finishes what you started, but with loyalty, integrity, and consistency you couldn't muster. The closer acts as a catalyst to your ex find their inner strength, causing them to shine brighter and stronger than you ever could. Usually with regard to the one that got way.
Matt: Hey Dick, are you and Jenny will get back together? I saw her the other day, and she looks freaking amazing!
Dick: no, dude, she's with Ian now, and won't even take my calls. That dude's a closer. I don't have a chance.
In The Program book series, there are characters in two books (The Remedy and The Epidemic) known as closers. Their job as closers is to "close out" a deceased persons life. What this means is that they pretend to be the dead person, most commonly children, teens,, and young adults, to give the families closure. They have manipulate their looks, voice, writing, and personality while on the job.
"You would make such a good closer!"