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DJ

DJ is the most dumbass bitch you will ever meet. He picks his nose, he is a fake friend, and he comes on urban dictionary for an ego boost.

Person 1: Yo you met that Daniel kid?
Person 2: Yeah he is such a DJ.

by GLUEBLANKETHEADPHONEUNITE November 28, 2019

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dj

girl version of masturbating

I was doing the dj while watching the hot guy next door take a shower

by Caroline Zorthian January 28, 2008

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dj

1. Short for disc-jockey.
2. aka douchebags who hog up air time in weekday mornings bullshitting their opinions people could care less about.
3. aka chodebaits who talk too much instead of playing music

Being a DJ is a cheezy way to earn money next to selling weed.

by lil' jon March 12, 2005

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DJ's

Abbreviation for David Jones...

A large, fancy department store much like Myer located in Australia

"Wow, that dress is stunning!"

"Thanks, its Mink Pink.. I saw it for 160 dollars in DJ's but got it from Envi at 150 dollars and went to buy myself a cowbell with the change"

by dove0 April 28, 2009

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DJ

Digital Jocker
what everyone wants to be these days
remixes remixes

person 1: Eyy foo I'm gonna be a dj!
person 2: Foo I'm a dj!
person 1: dang foo that's tight. let me hear some of your shit
person 1: foo lets dj at club Dance
person 2: alright foo. come to my pad. I got virtual dj

by msgrumpy September 18, 2009

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DJ

1. The act of screwing someone out of something that is rightfully owed to them

2. Sexual assault with the intent to rape committed by a heavily intoxicated person.

1. Dude! I paid for that drink, and you owe me! Don't DJ me!

2. Damn son, Mike got plastered last weekend and DJ-ed Susan! He was arrested and is now serving a 5 year sentence in San Quentin.

by Irish Spring April 27, 2008

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Dj

The most amazing guy in the world and best boyfriend you'll ever have. He kisses you on the forehead and whispers how much he loves you under new york lights. Just being with him is amazing, waking up next to him is downright bonerific. Once you realize how perfect he is you'll never want to let him go.

He loves music, cars, snowboarding and pigs. He's weird and ridiculous, theres never a boring second with him. Just being in his arms can make your whole day 10 times better. he has the sweetest smile and always does everything right. I love him with all my heart and you should too :)

Dj is the love of my life, i dont know what i would do without him

by itsjustme27 December 24, 2010

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