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The day the Nyan Cat crashed into the Twin Towers.
Contrary to popular belief, the destruction of the Twin Towers was caused by terrorists. This is incorrect.
This was merely Nyan Cat's orbit into Earth's atmosphere on it's quest to Nyan across the galaxy.
"Now class, today we will reflect briefly on 9/11, a day terrorists killed hundreds of Americans by the destruction of the Twin Towers."
*student raises hand*
"Don't you mean Nyan Eleven?"
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Taking something one past the limit.
From "This is Spinal Tap" refering to guitar amps only going up to 10.
Let's take this up to eleven!
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The mark left in your underwear after relieving yourself from a deep anal itch.
Man, my asshole itched so bad; I don't think the brown elevens will ever wash out of my undies.
When a task is so complicated and involved that it would take as much planning and management as 11 guys robbing a high security casino vault. Exemplified by the plot for the Oceans 11 movie.
Student A: Dang! I Didn't finish that major project on time! I gotta figure out a way to get maximum credit on it.
Student B: Good luck man. That sounds like an Oceans Eleven.
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The number that comes after ten-teen.
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,eleven-teen
When the two cords in the back of your neck look like an eleven because you have become too thin. meaning your time on earth is short. From the Mel Brooks classic movie "Life Stinks" for those of us old enough to remember the character Sailor's explanation. Later in the movie Sailors elevens were up.
Sailor: Pops ain't gonna be around long his elevens are up.
Pepto: What!!
Sailor: his elevens, look at the back of his neck see those two cords sticking up, they make like an eleven, once there up that's it he is a goner.
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1. Often announced during a game of craps at a casino.
2. Adj. Used to describe a woman's legs as sexy. Rhymes with legs that go all the way up to heaven.
1. In a game of craps; And it's LEGS ELEVEN!
2. Whoa, Kaye has legs eleven!
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