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The outcome of giving a sexual partner too vigorous an anal fisting, resulting in a hand covered in unpleasant fecal matter that resembles a melted Toblerone over ones' fist & lower arm.
Bill: "Went a bit mad on the fisting last night..."
Ben: "Really? What happened?"
Bill: "Went in too deep, ended up wearing the Toblerone Gauntlet."
Ben: "Dude, that's sick!"
Bill: "Yeah. That's what your mom said."
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Requires 6 Kidney stones to activate; when wearing, snap fingers to remove half of the world's kidneys (RIP people with one kidney).
You see, I have the Kidney Gauntlet; I am inevitable...
Married, kids and divorced before 30yrs old... because people in the Midwest like “family values” and not wearing condoms...
if you avoided all three you might be a unicorn!
“So did that girl you went out with last week make it thru the “Midwest Gauntlet” or was she a statistic?
Infinity gauntlet is the action of sticking your hand up a females vagina while lifting her into to the air. Once the female is lifted you snap like thanos thus the name “infinity gauntlet,”.
Ayo tswizzle, you give Elania that infinity gauntlet last night?
Yes sir bro! She banged her head on the ceiling
1. Deposits of animal feces on a hiking/biking trail or other recreational travelway. Left by non-caring dog owners usually because they can't bring themselves to wrap their hands around warm dog shit through a plastic grocery bag and then carry it down the street dangling like some stinking nutsack.
2. An impediment to mowing your lawn left by dogs whose owners have encouraged them to use your lawn as their personal potty or simply let the dog out so it won't shit in their own yard.
3. Sometimes left by nature's own such as large flocks of non-migratory Canadian geese, also known as sky carp.
I had to bunny hop a turd gauntlet on the descent.
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When you risk running errands or driving to work when you have no registration and a suspended drivers licence.
Can we have a ride? Sure, but we have to run the gauntlet if we do...
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The sexual act where a group of men stand facing each other with erections about a foot away from each other. The contestant in the gauntlet must try to run through the gauntlet while the penises slap him in the face.
Stan loves to participate in the Dick Gauntlet whenever he has free time. He is trying to petition to have it an Olympic Sport in 2012.
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