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Results in crying while laughing.
"He was laughing so hard, he nearly burst a gurt."
Another word for the vaginal canal; due to its prominence in hosting a flow of gurt (semen) after intercourse, much like traffic on a highway
Kelly and I slipped out of the party early, I ended up putting my tongue up her gurt highway, it was sick.
Another word for cumming
Bro I'm just gonna go home and splurt the gurt
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My girlfriend/wife/partner - South Yorkshire, Sheffield specifically.
Person 1 - comin t'pub later?
Person 2 - 'ang on, lemme ask our gurt or she'll 'av me later
When a tissue or a set of tissues are so filled with semen that when you crumple the tissues, the semen shoots out of an opening similar to when you pressure the bottom of a tube of go-gurt.
"Oh man, I went to go throw out my tissues after a great wank and I accidentally go-gurted onto the floor!"
An overweight chick with warts and a stanky vagina is llurking in the distance and you call it out to warn all people around
Damn nigga, GURT ALERT, thats one ugly bitch!!!
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