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run through a haunted house naked with a boner
danm my boner was bouncing up and down,haunted henry
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When one's bowels are affected by dietary choices in such a way that the result is a sense of dread, cold chills, sulfuric odors, strange noises, and nightmarish howling emanating from his or her abdomen and/or rectum.
Oh man, those wings I ate have given me a terrible intestinal haunting!
There's no hockey on tonight, so how aboot we go to the haunted hoose?
A hot drop in any Battle Royale game, but when done by Team Haunt.
Team Haunt: Lets Haunt Drop boys, we're goin' Bogmore!
Any one other than Team Haunt: OH FUCK THEY HAUNT DROPPED IT WITH US, DEATH JUST MOPPED SOME KID
someone extremely unattractive could do this hypothetically
Damn, that mf was so ugly he could haunt a house.
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Inspired by the channel Cinema Sins, a haunted bone is when you end up hooking up with someone that you had ghosted before
Person: You're not gonna be happy with what I did
Friend: What happened?
Person: I was really lonely and had a haunted bone last night with that weird person I matched with
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hounted house - place you go to get the shit scared out of you for a small fee
I don't wanna go to haunted house, I won't be able to sleep at night!
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