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joystick
noun:
1. the penis when gets erect and moves up and down, and side-to-side, or in a circle, either independently or when someone else grabs it and moves it in said direction themselves, like a video game controller
2. an overactive penis
His girlfriend was so horny, she moved his joystick in all directions in the middle of the night while he slept.
Joystick is slang for penis while touchpad is slang for vagina. People who ask this are typically looking for attention because they don’t get enough of it at home.
Dipshit: “You have a joystick or touchpad?”
The penis - Best used when referencing masturbation.
1 - Dude, that guy must really love video games
2 - Nah, he was up all night playing with Nature's Joystick
1 - HA! Just like Quagmire when he discovered Internet porn.
The phenomenon wherein one individual in a relationship exerts significant influence or control over the other, often leveraging aspects of the relationship such as desire or emotional attachment. This may result in an imbalance of power or agency, potentially affecting the dynamics and decisions within the relationship.
After they started dating, Stella seemed to have John joysticked, as he would always prioritize her needs and desires over his own, often without realizing it.
Similar to the "Mile High Club", the "Joystick Club" is the name coined by Isaac C. Rodriguez Dec 2009 for having sexual intercourse with your partner while playing video games. Sexual intercourse must last the entire duration of one boss fight from beginning to end. Boss must be defeated during sexual intercourse for membership to the Joystick Club.
"Hey hun! . . I'm finally at the Boss!!. Come quick so we can join the Joystick Club while I kill him!"
“He played the devils joystick while he stared at pornhub on his laptop.”
“Take a ride on the devils joystick”
A gay sex act. Its when a male without pants sits on the lap of another male, getting his dick grabbed and moved around like a controller joystick, all while getting anally penetrated by the penis he is sitting on.
Sex offenders love doing the Joystick with little boys.