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Maplewood Maple Leafs

A team that participates in the D-leauge at All American Inline Hockey center. The team consists of a bunch of rink rats who all met each other at Maplewood roller-plex. The team was formed after all members agreed that their grinder styles would combine perfectly for the ultimate inline experiance. Charecteristics of a Maple Leaf consist of, not being afraid to drop the gloves no matter who the opponent is, all ways willing to shot block whether it be laying down in the low slot(just like we all learn at the bantum age level) or standing infront of a slap shot from the point, always wear mission pants when playing inline and occasionally on the weekend because of the neat graphic designs, and foul-mouthed-tobacco-feinds.

Al McCenis: who are those danglers up at maplewood who try to drop the gloves with me when i board them?
Random Grown-ass man who wheres Mission pants: Those are the Maplewood Maple Leafs, some of the most fearless fucks around.

by Al McCenis February 2, 2010

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The Maple-Leaf State

Canada

The only people that live in the Maple-Leaf state are lumberjacks and hockey players.

by Atomsk182 December 14, 2011

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Toronto Maple Leafs

The Best Team In The Nhl! <33 They are all So Talented Especially Joffrey Lupul and Phil kessel! They Will Win The stanley cup this season!!

OMG!! Did you see that amazing Goal by Joffrey lupul Last Night?
Yeah! The Toronto Maple Leafs Played Great!

by LeafsGirl!<3 October 7, 2013

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Toronto MAPLE LEAFS

CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE AGAINST BOSTON 2013. LOSERS SINCE 1967. NO LEAFS NO. CRAPPITY CRAP CRAP. LEAFS SUCK

TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS SUCK

by iejfiwkrfjhriofrjhkldks March 21, 2017

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Maple Leafs Sports & Entertainment

Maple Leafs Sports & Entertainment is a professional sports company with its headquarters in Toronto, Ontario. Valued at 1.75 billion USD, they have many assets including the Toronto Maple Leafs, the Toronto Marlies, the Toronto Raptors, the Toronto FC, and the Air Canada Centre.

Unfortunately (or fortunately for their competition), they are 80% owned by the Ontario Teachers' Pension Plan, who don't give 2 sh*ts about sports, except to collect their pensions and go to sleep every night laughing at how much the Leafs, the Raptors, and the FC fail year after year.

Justin Bieber is a disgrace to music as Maple Leafs Sports & Entertainment is a disgrace to sports.

If Maple Leafs Sports & Entertainment got $1 from every person in Toronto every time one of their teams made the playoffs, MLSE will have $0.

The amount that Maple Leafs Sports & Entertainment cares about its teams can be compared to the amount of success Ron Wilson has as a coach, which is negative infinity.

by Ron Wilson's Lover Brian Burke November 3, 2011


canadian maple leaf

when you piss the shape of a Canadian maple leaf on a girls back

i just gave her a canadian maple leaf.

by mark minadeo August 4, 2008

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Maple Leaf Rag Doll

Listening to Scott Joplin's Maple Leaf Rag, two consenting people engage sexually. One throws the other across the room like a rag doll before penetration.

"Do you think Sam is hot?"
"Yeah, I'd let him do anything to me. Even give me the Maple Leaf Rag Doll"

by YesPapa47 April 16, 2021