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An island located off of Washington. The people there are often very wealthy and snobbish. Mercer Island is often confused with Bainbridge Island as people tend to say anyone from BI is a prick when in fact, they should be saying anyone from Mercer Island is a prick. While the people in Mercer Island are busy showing off their pimped out Mercedes, those of us in other areas of Washington glare at them.
We're playing Mercer Island in football today...
Fuck, not those snobs again.
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Home of the Asians and Jews. See Jew Island.
They don't let any minorities (Especially blacks) on Mercer Island unless they are here to clean the houses or do manual labour.
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A prank phone call character created by two Tulsa, Oklahoma morning DJs. Roy's gimmick mostly consisted of getting his victims mad enough to fight by telling them a story about how they owe him money. After tormenting the person, he would let them off the hook. They have at least a dozen CDs available. Then caller ID and star 69 ruined the fun for all of us.
My name is Roy D. Mercer. You sold my wife Sharon Jean a pager that blew up right on her butt. I'm coming down to get $300 from you today for medical billls and a new pager or I'm whoopin' your ass. How big a boy are ya?
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Everyday there's some kind of chicken sandwich. Even the doritos taste like chicken. Its actually pretty good tho. Just strangely the same.
Mercer Middle School is where I learned everything tastes like chicken.
A based robot who killed 9 normalfags after brining the beta uprising meme into reality.
Some of you guys are alright don't go to school tomorrow if you are in the northwest.
Chris Harper Mercer was based.
Mercer Island is a weird abnormal island. It is quite dense and is not like other tropical islands. It is creepy beyond belief, haunted, and disappears at night.
Most people in this eastside suburb of Seattle claim to be Jewish, but they are actually Christian and Mormon converts. Almost everyone gets stoned every hour, and dress real lame for all the money they got. There is organic pot, oxycodone, hashish and Manischewitz, with 55% alcohol.
If you ain't a convert to judaism they totally dump you and won't even talk to you and try to get you run off the island. If you are not Ashkenazi and are Sephardic they totally call you black, like they don't know history.
Watch out whities, they will come and convert you.
Everything is closed on Friday and Saturday, but pot is still available. Get your fix at Walgreen's.
Mercer Island Eastside is so Mormon/Christian/Cultic and then transforms to Jew converted. The fastest way to become a Jew is to give your wallet, and tomorrow you'll have an aryan last name, even if you hate Hitler. No Arab's welcome.
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Sitting in a wheelbarrow in a reclining position with the handles touching the ground with beer in hand. - or - a sexual position in which the male folds the female into the shape of a closed lawn chairs.
Zach told me he gave her the Mercer County Lawnchair last night.
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