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Pendulum fc is Ronaldo fans aka Penaldo/pendu fans. Who often spread wrong statistic about Messi and always spread fake statistic for their idol pendu
Pendulum fc back at it again with their fake stats
An overrated Portuguese footballer that loves penalty with his heart, body and soul. When he doesn't score, he dives like a dolphin. When he is not given penalty, he cries like a baby.
Mr pendulum just discovered an unknown country.
The term for a saggy pair of balls that belong to a gentlemen of the older age set. Normally accompanying a broom dick.
Old guy "Man my balls are starting to really sag"
Young guy" HAHA! You have pendulum balls!"
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A wayward piece of skin that hangs an flaps from the top of a woman's pussy. This skin looks like it has no business being there. If encountered proceed carefully if handled tongs should be used
As I went down on my new girls pussy I noticed a long piece of skin hanging from her cunt. I thought to myself maybey I should push it to the side before someone gets hurt here. I've got a real meat pendulum.
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A sexual position in which a/the female lies down while her partner hangs above her by his or her feet. With proper control, her partner can swing back and forth, performing oral ministrations on her each time his/her head swings by the appropriate areas.
That was some crazy shit last night. I ended up doing the Pit and the Pendulum on some girl and almost fell and broke my neck!
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A sexual position where a man suspends a woman, who spreads her arms and legs straight out, by holding on to her arms and suspending her legs with his own. While suspended, the man then proceeds to perform anal sex on the woman by raising and lowering the woman with his arms and legs. This is one of the most tiresome and difficult sexual positions known to man. To perform, one must have a large muscle mass.
Bro, those months at the gym finally payed off. Me and my girlfriend tried out the Buoyant Pendulum last night and I kept it going for seven minutes!
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The angelic movement of the pendulum as it swings from Fisty Cent, the 1st Duke of Milou, to Booty, the 1st of Tugwellian.
Booty's flying home from London, milling into the air stewardesses Fisty's on the ground f**ting himself. The pendulum would swing at a 46.6988 degrees angle from Fisty to Booty.
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