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An anonymously written Russian book based in the 1800's about a about a very sweet, humble, selfless guy who goes on a pilgrimage after loosing his wife and farm. He reads the Bible constantly and wants to know what it means in Thessalonians when it says "pray without ceasing". So he sets out to find a teacher who will teach him how to pray incessantly and why. After walking for weeks and weeks the man finally finds an old monk who tells him that the prayer God really wants to hear is The Jesus Prayer (Lord Jesus Christ, have mercy on me). The monk tells him how to repeat the prayer without ceasing and after practicing the pilgrim masters it. He says the prayer silently to himself over and over, when he's talking to others, reading, and even sleeping. To stop saying it causes him great unhappiness and pain after a while because it's become a part of him. The point of the book is to awaken the world to the benefits of saying the prayer to yourself constantly. "Enlightenment is supposed to come with the prayer, not before it. The idea, really, is that sooner or later, completely on its own, the prayer moves from the lips and the head down to a center in the heart and becomes an automatic function in the person, right along with the heartbeat."
The little pilgrim reads the Philokalia constantly in The Way of a Pilgrim.
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When the guy behind you is doing you in the ass and his load was so big that it found its way up your intestines, stomach, throat and out your mouth.
So this guy was doing me from behind and he sent his golden pilgrim straight out my mouth.
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1.) A Male who looks like they are dressed "feminine" to their other Male friends, or other Males in general.
2.) Usually a Male who dresses in a way that most would consider "Gay"
3.) Sometimes a Male who dresses in a fashion that would most likely pose as "Girly" to African-American Men (Stores such as American Eagle, Hollister, Express, Gap, etc.) who would consider stores such as : PacSun, Zumiez, Lids, Champs, Finish Line, Journey's, Dick's Sporting Goods, Hot Topic, Dickies, Spencer's, etc.) to be considered "Straight".
It could mean any of these things, none of them are exact.
Guy 1: "Man! Look at that dude over there! With his Express-lookin' Pilgrim @$$!"
Guy 2: "Yeah Man! Why he gotta go an' show hisself 'round like dat to 'erebody else and hate on Lids and Dick's for?"
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A word to use when one jumps head-first out of a window to a escape a situation/event that could be nervous or unpleasant.
"Hey, do you know where Josh is? we were gonna meet up for dinner and I haven't seen him around."
*Glass shatter*
"Oh, looks like he just did a Scott Pilgrim."
A sexual act involving a man and a woman. For several months, the man masturbates into a jar, filling the jar to the brim. Before executing the Hungry Pilgrim, the man empties the jar into a turkey baster. On the end of this turkey baster, the man affixes a dildo with a hole through the center, so that semen can travel out through the dildo. He then leaves the turkey baster under his bed. When the couple copulates, just after the man finishes, he takes the turkey baster out from under the bed and starts fucking the woman with it while emptying the turkey baster into her, filling her with several months worth of semen.
"Yeah I gave my woman the Hungry Pilgrim last night and she ended up calling the police."
To give with hidden expectations and stipulations, like the Pilgrims did years ago to the Native Americans.
"Do you remember when Thomas lent me his headphones? It turns out he fully expected me set him up with my sister! That guy's a total pilgrim giver."
While receiving a blow job, you ask to lay down flat on their back while standing over them, pretending to put dick in their mouth once more asking to close their eyes, you shit on their face. ...The Pilgrim's Plunge
Man: "Lay down so I can finish on your face."
Woman: "Okay baby."
Man: "Close your eyes."
Woman: "I'm ready."
Man: "Ugh PILGRIM'S PLUNGE!"
Woman: "Shit!"
Man: "Exactly."
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