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A large penis which seemingly flattens out as it becomes erect, resembling the shape a platypus tail.
The conference room was noisy so I decided to pull out my rock hard Platypus Dick and slap it on the table multiple times in quick succession...that got their attention. Hey ladies.
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1. (v): to do something so shockingly awesome that even you are breathless at the prospect of your own awesomeness. Massively impressive.
2. (v): to do or participate in something that attains such a level of awesomeness because one (the platypus rocker) was involved in its creation or progress.
Dude, you platypus rocked that shit!
When one is attracted to someone who is displeasing to the eye and blinded by personality.
Friend 1: Hey did you see her new boyfriend?
Friend 2: ohh yeah! Dude is hideous! But he's nice though!
Friend 1: Talk about platypus complex eh?
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The act of sticking your penis in a bottle of IcyHot and then giving a woman anal sex...with the face of a buff man sticking a spoon up his butt hole, and ejaculating into the women's mouth and having her suck off the IcyHot.
Guy1: Dude guess what I did last night with Sherri.
Guy2: What?
Guy1: We did the angry platypus!
Guy2: What!? Did you use the entire bottle?
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A sex position that is commonly used while the man is bending over a bed, the woman is laying underneath the man. One of her feet go around either of his legs and the other leg goes around his mid-waist. she thrust upward in this motion. It is used for the most sensitive and pleasurable adventure.
Ryan and I had amazing sex last night! We preformed the Sloppy Platypus on our brand new water bed! His depth perception was amazing!
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1.)A man who enjoys giving oral more than receiving.
2.)A man who eats platypi in his spare time.
1.)"Don't go near him hun, that man's a serious platypus eater. I don't want to think of all the places that tongue has been"
2.)"Quick! Hide your platypi! Mike the platypus eater is about!"
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When one takes a party balloon or a twisting clown balloon and pokes it into a petite ass hole of a small Asian woman leaving the end tip sticking out. Then the balloon is inflated while it is in the ass hole and pulled out either ripping the asshole or exploding inside the ass.
My uncle gave my sister the Asian Platypus the other day!
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