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The act of ejaculating on a woman's chin and upper lip and then sitting in her lap and telling her what you want for Christmas.
So I game my girlfriend a Santa Clause beard last night and she loved it so now she is getting me a PS3 for Christmas.
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The women who has sex with santa to make elfs
Fucl me in tje pusdy mrs santa clause
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Where you fuck a black midget in antlers in the ass then make some ho suck your cock then cum on her chin to resemble a Santa beard.
Dude, last night I ran into Max's mom and I definitely santa clause dat ho!
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An expression used when something crazy just happened.
Derived from the movie Step Brothers
Guy 1- I just won the lottery. No big deal.
Guy 2- Holy fucking Santa clause shit that's awesome!
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When one person sits on a another persons lap while on the toilet and defecates through there legs and tells them what they want for Christmas.
I heard about these scatt videos that feature soft serve, Hot plates, and dirty Santa Clause Seat Warmers...
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Kicking in back doors like Santa clause, A festive themed nickname for the act of anal sex
"ah dude she was so filthy she all about me kicking in back doors like santa clause"
a fake piece of shit. who deserves to burn in hell. OH WAIT, HES FUCKING FAKE. just like my dad, because he left when i was 3.. santa clause id a fucking fake white ass nigger who should have never been invented. because sorry to break the news kids, but your parents buy your toys for you.
“look at that fake ass motherfucking picture of santa clause”