Seb

He has the longest fuckin cock that can stretch round the world # he's always chilly on the willy

I have a seb

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Seb

A kid that is playing games in class and is on his phone to much

Seb is on his phone to much

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dirty seb

A Dirty Seb is when a male produces such a large amount of sperm during oral sex, that it actually drowns the person performing the blowjob.

I got charged for man-slaughter the other day, I accidentally pulled a Dirty Seb on her. The funeral is next Saturday, but I’m not allowed to attend.

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Doing a Seb.

To be totally in with a girl, then turning down the chance and regretting it instantly.

Dom: Did you see that girl. She was really into him and then he ended up doing a seb.
Jordan: Tell me about it.

samurai seb

A samurai named Seb. If you see him, you better run. He will come and beat your ass if you are not quick enough.

If you see a Samurai Seb, you better run or else.

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Seb Special

An act of sheer drunken desperation to pull. In the process of doing a Seb Special you will not leave the target you are pursuing alone. Usually embracing her against her will and denying the fact that she has a boyfriend.
This retarded form of pulling can be done in the club or at parties alike but is common amongst men with natural curly dark hair (shaven or grown).

Man1: "How was that new years party man?"
Man2: "I don't wanna speak about it, I only went and done a Seb Special on that taken bird again..."

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Pulling a Seb

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To be a cock black, extra light-weight when drinking and to get hie off of 0.000000000001G

When y are you pulling a Seb?