She Shed

A private room where a woman can relax, be alone and do whatever she pleases. Similar to a Man Cave.

My wife has turned the guest room into her own private She Shed. Its complete with angels, butterflies, incense, books, and flat screen TV. I am forbidden to enter!

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Bread in the Shed

A rather severe yeast infection.

Chap one: "I say, that lady over there is quite attractive. I think I shall endeavour to insert my penis in her!"
Chap two: "Wait, my amorous friend, and stay your hand. For I was there last week, and she has some serious Bread in the Shed!"

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head shed

In military terms another name for Command or Control Center.

Be sure and run it past the head shed for approval before implementing.

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shed

see bwt

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Shed

being hell bent on destroying the garden with use of vicious sub buildings, which are obviously uncontrollable and evil (raised by satan). Also the meaning of a well ordered and formed excretion

Vinnie: What are you Doing?
TriB: Im shedding on youre garden got a problem?
Vinnie: No :( not really. Please be quiet

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Jam shed

Euphemism for a period, being on the blob

“Did you bang that bird you pulled last night?” “Nah mate, she was in the Jam shed so I just got a blozza and gave her a cream tea”

Shed Destroyer

Someone who sneaks into your shed, whether it be morning or night and has hardcore sex to the point where that bitch just demolished your shed.

"We better hit up Lowes and stock up on sheds."

"Why?"

"I heard Sherman is a Shed Destroyer."

Shead Head shed shit

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