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Going down on a woman(man) while in flight.
I was on a flight to Chicago last night with my girlfriend. I totally went skydiving about halfway through the flight.
Some would say it's insane... but for the people that aren't boring and dull.. well, we would define the act of jumping out of a perfectly good airplane at approx. 13,000 ft. just because the doors open to be quite stellar... unless, of course, you happen to have a faulty parachute..(then it goes without saying how that day just took a turn for the worse)
The time I went skydiving I was sober.. being responsible and all
Next time I go, I'm going to be stoned as f**k... well simply because I can't think of a reason not too!!
Besides, being freaking awesome and doing something totally gnarly is on my to-do list for the near future... it's been too long.
The term adults use when they don’t want to seem immature for playing Fortnite.
Alright, well add me so we can going skydiving.
When a man suspends a girl from the ceiling, with ropes, by her arms and legs and rails
Guy: Hey honey, wanna do some skydiving again?
Girl: Yeah, just don’t tie the ropes to tight this time
When a man is on top and fucks so hard he gets airborne
Heather was surprised (and thrilled!) by how much air Geof caught as he was bed skydiving on her.
Skydiver also known as a fiver
Arr lad I’m skint me only got a skydiver
when ur skool bans the word "skibity" so you have to use this instead
Hey bro did you brainrot when you watched that skydiver gyat sigma Ohio rizz?
*starts talking gen alpha gibberish*