A punishment to which if someone does not stop talking where you run your nuts on their forehead then strangle them with your penis
Andrew preformed the Texas strangler on rowen
an enormous mobile heap of apparantly reconstituted flesh, which still maintains a strong desire to interact socially despite having rejected the other common goals of humanity for a life of killing bears with their hands, suffering the obvious consequences facially. See also minger and swamp donkey
Just imagine mountain made of kebab meat which talks like Zelda off Terrahawks, smells like a septic tank and tries to sexually assault drunken men - Bear strangler
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When you wake up in the middle of the night and wrap your penis around your roommates neck and strangle them.
yo dude, my roommate gave me a cincinnati strangler last night because I didn't clean up my side of the room this weekend.
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(n) Pants or shorts that are too tight on a man. So much that constriction of the teabag causes two bulging lumps to be visable. See also nut huggers.
"Jenn loves men who wear Grape Stranglers"
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A male, who when visiting a gentlemanβs club becomes fixated on one of the dancers. Behavior includes constant staring, with strangler eyes, belief that he and the dancer should be together always and jealousy when one of the boys takes her out back for a private show. Strippers have a sixth sense and can usually sense the strangler and display signs of fight/flight response.
Yo, you peep Jimmy last night at the club? He went full Balkan strangler on that brunette!
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When an unexperienced girl attempts to give a hand job but squeezes way to hard.
I don't think i was ever gonna' cum with the boston strangler around my cock!
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The act of having sex in a females tracheotomy.
This saturday was awesome! I went to the smokers convention and finished off the night by giving this girl I met the Boston Strangler.
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