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A SUSAN is a rare fucking diamond! We are OBSESSED with Susan! Because the name is pretty common, EVERY.SINGLE.SUSAN you’ll find is as unique, magical & badass as every man’s & woman’s ultimate imaginative fantasy. Yes, men & women BOTH fall in love with her and go in knowing she has broken many hearts along her journey. SUSAN’s are so powerful & magnetic that it’s hard to find an EX of a Susan who isn’t still in love with her unless they have already died of a broken heart! Beware! Her grip on the heart is so powerful you’ll likely NEVER find a jewel more precious, although you’ll spend the rest of your life trying! Make no mistake her skills are more masterfully honed & perfectly crafted than any other woman’s, because she had NO CHOICE but to do so along the way, given the commonality of her name. SHE CANT HELP THE NAME HER MOMMA GAVE HER FORCED HER TO NATURALLY STAND OUT IN A CROWD! Her SEXY demeanor & confidence are just a small part of her ALLURE. She can be very naturally seductive, but don’t get it twisted!! Chances are she doesn’t want your man (or woman) due to her loyalty as a friend to you & to her own significant other. So no need to get all insecure in her presence for she’s a girls girl and a guys girl & means nothing by her innocent sex appeal & God given charm. The girl can’t help it! Susan’s can do ANYTHING! Just watch one. When you hang out with a Susan & see how she commands the room, it’s easy to see why we are all “DESPERATELY SEEKING SUSAN!”
I’m gonna die of the most powerful drug addiction in the world, SUSAN.
I need my SUSAN fix.
I’m having SUSAN withdrawals & I’m dying.
I need a shot of SUSAN in my veins.
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A demon from the very bottom of hell
"I love our baby Susan"
"Its a Demon"
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Susans are very smart and very pretty. There is no exceptions to this. She is always kind and caring for others. She has a big booty and is ready to shake it. You can typically see her riding a horse or riding yo mans. She can be quiet at times but has a big wild streak. She keeps her work at her job and fun in her bed. Even though she has a fantastic body, she is still has fantastic mental health. If you find a Susan, hold her close! You'll want to keep her.
Boy1: Damnnn that girl is hot
Boy2: bet she's a thot tho
Boy1: nahhhh she's a Susan
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Some one who's name generally gets used in case someone doesn't want to expose the name of someone they are talking about.
Person: This is... I won't use their real name so lets use Susan
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The holy women her self. Susan is the queen of the ladders and is a resident of Chile. She lives in la parva with her boyfriend Sam. Susan is not just a James Charles Emma chamberlin conspiracy but a vital part of your life.
Susan is quaking on her hinges back in chile
The best friend of Angel, just amazing
Oh yeah she’s susanny
Susan
A basic white woman
Used in a sentence: “if u tried a hint of spice Susan ur mind would be blown”
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