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A day where fat people can eat even more than they usually do and not feel bad, then use the leftover gravy while having sex. May also use a turkey leg in a similar manner as chicken winging
On thanksgiving, tina always makes two turkeys for her fat husband and herself. She also makes extra gravy so dale can fuck her while licking the gravy off of her nipples.
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An american holiday, mainly just an excuse to eat a whole lot.
Don't be fooled; "I love Thanksgiving" really means "Damn thats good turkey!
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a command you use to tell someone to get their feet off the chair they're sitting on. This verb originated in Philadelphia. What was originally said that when person A is sitting on person B's chair with their leg on it, person B says to person A, "I want to come to your house for Thanksgiving this year and put my feet on your chair," implying that person A should put their feet on the floor. Eventually, it just turned into "thanksgiving."
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The holiday every American forgets about when thinking it's too close to Christmas to think about anything else.
Person 1: Hey dude what holiday is in November?
Person 2: I think it's Christmas.
Person 1: But that's in December, I think it's about being thankful like Thanksgiving!
Person 2: Nah, Christmas is just so special that it takes up two months!
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the day given to the 4th Thursday in November fixed by the National Holiday Act in the late 19th century to commemorate the first settlers having survived the beginnings of their time in the new world and their superiority of the Native Peoples because if it ain't white, it ain't right. Even though the Native Peoples saved them from certain starvation.
Best time to think Native People are inferior as a Thanksgiving message.
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A celebratory holiday in the USA that no one else outside the USA quite understands.
British Person: "So Thanksgiving is basically just another Christmas? Do you get presents?"
Irish Person: "What sort of holiday takes place on a Thursday?"
Australian person: What? You eat marshmallows at the same time as turkey?
Chinese person: Is this gigantic Snoopy balloon some sort of Thanksgiving spirit animal?
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Dressing your girlfriend in an Indian costume, then shoving stuffing up her ass and then beating the shit outta her.
I just went Thanksgiving on that bitch!
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