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One of the worst movies ever made about vampires which they don't even show when they suck blood, they just say that they are vampires. In this movie there is the star which his name is Edward and he sucks his father's balls. And Bella is in love with him because he is fast (The effects sucks balls), and he is strong (you can even see sometimes the string!). They're all assholes!! I really don't recommend it!!! You're gonna want to suicide if you watch this movie!!!
Edward: "Say it. Say it outloud!!"
Bella quietly saying: "You're an asshole"
Guy Watching the Movie: "OMG!! This movie sucks!!! And why is this movie called Twilight anyway?!?!?!?!?!"
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No....Just. No. One book that should never have existed.
I deny your existence, Twilight!
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a vampire romance book/movie that girls obsess about because thats how they wanna be treated like how edward treats bella any way in the book they make vampires seeam like shiny and pretty creatures.
Obs
Obsessed girl:OMG i wish i could go out with robert pattinson from twilight cuz i wanna be treated like Bella
Me:Fail....
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A film/book created for sceneybop 12 year old, and probably fat girls who want to obsess and fawn over something slightly more Hot Topic than the Jonas Brothers. It is now a ridiculous fad which seems to have taken hold of retarded girls aged 10-20+ who think that the meaning of love means sparkling codependency.
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Biggest pile of shit ever written. Gotta love the hidden underlying Mormon morals.
That 100 year old non-human with no blood is so hot and he sparkles! I don't care if he's physically incapable of getting a boner because he has no blood, I'm gonna get myself pregnant from him anyway! -Twilight series
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please see shit.
also; twilight is a sappy movie
Have you seen this Twilight shit!??