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A key move used by savvy drinkers where you have about one quarter of your cocktail left as you approach the bartender for your next, as not to go bone dry. Similar to the DJ crossfade smooth transition from one song to the next by turning the volume down on the first song as it ends and up on the new song as it begins.
Barney: Eric got toasted last night
Pablo: Ya, it was his birthday and he was full on with the crossfade cocktail. Never had an empty. Melissa kept Drew happy to with a stay-cup. It was a great party that resulted in no target vomiting.
A glass of ice water with a wedge of lemon. Often ordered with extra lemon, which is used to make lemonade because the patron doesn't want to pay the $2.79. Common among the elderly Jews of Boca Raton, Florida.
"How's the check for your 8 top looking?"
"Pretty crappy, they're older than the Golden Girls and they all ordered Boca cocktails all around."
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When a woman gets to fucking around and takes a shot of alcohol out of the man’s foreskin.
“Calamari Cocktails should be a regular service at Hooters - you know, some nice lookin 21 year old bartender pours a shot in your foreskin just for another smoke shot decides to rip a shot off your cock. Sounds fucking sweet!”
#SaveTheForeskin!
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A mixture of about (1) fully rounded teaspoon of Metamucil with about (8) ounces of water and consumed daily, usually first thing. There is great anecdotal evidence (one data point over 25+years) that great lower bowel health is attained, equivalent to having bowl breaking, volcanic like dumps that are generally only possible by a 19 year old. A must for traveling businessmen (and women) approaching middle age and beyond.
Great Days usually begin with a DC (Dump Cocktail)!
An alcohol beverage prepared with the intent of sexually/physically stimulating the person you intend to take home. The purpose of this beverage is to increase/guarantee one’s chance of successful intercorse. The beverage may contain a substance to enhance or/and cancel the memory of sexual interaction.
I think someone gave me a Cosby cocktail last night because pissing like I had sex all night!
An annoying fake laugh perpetrated to make one believe they were amused at your comment.
"Dave's attempt at being funny last night was pretty lame, but no where near as lame as Sarah's stupid cocktail laugh."
Questionable practice of mixing COVID 19 vaccines established in Canada by Trudeau government in attempt to get good vaccination numbers in light of the upcoming 2021elections. COVID vaccines mixology has little to no support by corresponding clinical trials.
“Did you get Trudeau cocktail!? Are you crazy?”
“Yes... My first shot was Pfizer and Moderna is my second”
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