CF

Short for Crap Furniture.

Crap Furniture comes in a box and requires home assembly. It is made of cheap materials and is prevalent in apartment living and on-campus dormitories. Crap Furniture typically has a lifespan of only three to four years before self distructing into a pile of sawdust and knock-down fasteners.

"Yeah, sure I've got a lot of CF, but not everybody is as handy with a screw driver and hammer as I am."

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Richie

Getting absolutely, positively, shit-faced drunk on the VERY FIRST DAY of your vacation.

Oh man, you should have been there! Dave pulled a "Richie" the very first night we were in Vegas. He spent the next two days of his vacation with a nuclear hangover.

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Cocktail Laugh

An annoying fake laugh perpetrated to make one believe they were amused at your comment.

"Dave's attempt at being funny last night was pretty lame, but no where near as lame as Sarah's stupid cocktail laugh."