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You just pretend to cry but u are not really... based of real crocodiles tearing up when they attack their prey.
Paul- *falls, gets 1 little bruise, and cries in a fake way.*
Betty- I don't believe u! U are just using crocodile tears just for attention!
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Guy 1: do you see that girl?
Guy 2: yeah she has crocodile legs
Fake or insincere expression or emotion that tries to convince others you give a fuck
“But these crocodile tears that the senator from Texas is crying for first responders are too hard for me to take.”
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when u sit on a toilet backwards so that when the shit hits the dry plaster it wil leave a long "snail trail" which is a nice surprise for the next person to see
"hahaaha james just saw the crocodile slide i left for him in the toilet this morning"
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The Crocodile Hunter, Steve Irwin, learned a hard lesson. People belong in swimming pools.
The Crocodile Hunter cashed out.
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The correct way to respond to "see you later alligator". Saying "after a while crocodile" is lame and incorrect and anyone who says it is shiesty
Doug: "I've gotta go take a shit. See you later alligator"
Kelsey: "In a while crocodile"
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When a man ejaculates deep at the bottom of a womans throat, this causes the woman immense anger and frusration resulting in her biting down hard on the base of the mans penis
She's a bit of an angry crocodile, wont be going near her again for a while
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