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The term for when your testicles are shriveled up and get moist.
"I dipped my balls in thousand island dressing after busting a nut and now I got them soggy croutons."
Vaginal discharge, which has dried and encrusted to the male or female genitalia post intercourse.
It really hurt when I peeled off that crotch crouton this morning.
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She did a reach-around, and in so doing, came up with a handful of ass croutons.
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When a man ejaculates into his own bellybutton and leaves it to dry for an extended period of time. Once dried he then proceeds to eat it as a last resort snack.
Danny, after being stranded in the Sahara Desert, ate all 7 of his bellybutton croutons to satisfy his hunger.
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to engage in coitus while nomming on some salad dressing...if you know what I mean.
"Man, that Dalicious is bangin. Are you gonna pierce the crouton wit her tonight?"
"Helllllll to the yaaaaaa dawg"
teabagging someone after working out and building up a sweat
Man I worked up such a good sweat after that workout, I just had to give a salty crouton to my girlfriend. Mainly for cleanup of course.
A dirty crouton is a person liked by very few, and the person who probably made out with your ex and has fucked a vegetable once or twice.
Oh god that dirty crouton who made out with a guava almost touched me