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Where a man or women puts a mass amount of lube on their fist and the other man or women then proceeds to sit on that fist while it glides gently up their booty.
Curt: My buttholes feeling a little tight right now.
Austin: Well I can fix that right up with a slippery doorknob!
30👍 5👎
when a silly person runs up to a house and credit card swipes his/her ass on another person's doorknob and smears shit all over the knob.
jack: you want to go ding dong ditching tomorrow?
brian: nahh man, lets go rub our asscracks on peoples doorknobs.
jack: oh so create a few danish doorknobs?
brian: sure
20👍 3👎
When a sexual partner is performing oral sex on a male then squeezes and turns their testicles right as they climax.
My girlfriend gave me a Jewish Doorknob in the bathroom that left my balls purple.
20👍 5👎
An acrobatic sexual act, achieved by a gentleman inserting his testicles and scrotum into a lady's vagina and having her simultaneously perform oral sex on him.
"...but Sarah, she was dirty as hell. Gave me a French Doorknob on our first night together. Anyway, will the jury please deliver its verdict?"
60👍 14👎
A delicious blonde woman, yanks the mans course hairy penis, that hasn't been shaved in months time.
The very attractive lady gets tight grip and twists the slithery slippery snake to the right, then very quickly to the left back'n'forth in a quick jerky motion waiting for her partners stream of semin and a very beastly orgasm <3
When this is accomplished, she yanks with both hands on the wet penis until he screams in bloody pleasure
Veronica: Don't be a bad boy! I just might have to Western Doorknob you!! Yummy yum yum !
Derek: Babe, my slithery snake is ready! It's time.
Veronica: Okay. 1 2 3 (twist, *ohhh yeeeeaaahhh!*)
5👍 1👎
when youre fucking a girl, preferably standing, and you spin her.
this works best with more than 5 spins.
"Yo, Lisa bumped her head when Mikey tried the California Doorknob. He needs more upper body strength."
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When a man takes his flaccid penis and puts it a gagged earlobe, (male or female) and uses it as a makeshift cock ring. Then, when about to climax, place the tip into the middle of the clavicle. The spunk then drizzles down off the clavicle and on to the chest; leaving the nipples to look like a decoratively painted doorknob.
When I was with Skater Sam, we went back to my place and I gave em a Swedish doorknob. The design that came out was funky as fuck.