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You have bad eye sight in one eye. You are worried that you won't pass your state driving test. You read the law and you only need one eye so i decided to put a prirate patch over my bad eye.
That is my pirate patch story.
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1. The quality of being a pirate.
2. The quality of being, perhaps, the Dread Pirate Roberts.
Dude, you completely stole the last Coke! ...And you're a cunning, brilliant, villain of a guy. You piratous bastard!
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When a woman is giving a man a blow job until he pulls out and ejaculates in her eye, causing her to cover her eye (like an eye patch) Then kicks her in the shin resulting in her hopping on one leg (as if she has a wooden leg), and screaming arrrr like a pirate.
I am going to pirate my girl tonight, she didn't cook me dinner.
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someone who pirate things from a pirate.
I just got a large collection of music, FUCK that Pirate of a Pirate stole my music files that I was going to upload @ the pirate bay, now that fucker gets all liked because he uploaded my music under his name.
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To walk around aimlessly drunk exploring your current surroundings to get a better understanding of where everything is and how everything fits together in the world that we live in.
I went pirating last night, climbed up a few ladders, walked along the roof, took a photo, climbed onto this other building and hopped down a hatch and i was crawling through the roofspace..
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pirates were thought to be people who stole from other people, and left a trail of death in their wake, but not many people know that, while they DID do most of that, their main purpose was to travel around the world giving candy to small children. the killing and stealing was just to get money for the candy. and for rum.
pirates also wore really sweet clothes, and it didn't really matter if they lost a leg... they still wore a peg-leg. they still do, actually.
rupert: dude my great granddad hated pirates!!!! he was awesome!
pirate: DIE YOU FIEND!!!!.... oooh... $50!!!! sweet! more money for rum and candy!
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Back in the day, pirates were deadbeats, missing limbs, and yelling "ARRRR". They would go pillaging and raiding, and stealing everything they could find, on their 1700s boats.
Today, pirates are teenagers who host and seed downloads for P2P clients and Torrent servers, sharing software, music, and video.
Limewire
Kazaa
Bearshare
Napster
BitTorrent
BitComet
Aries
AudioGalaxy
^^^^^^^ Heaven for Pirates
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