trucker speed

Ephedrine tablets, available at most gas stations and truck stops.

See mini thins and yellowjackets.

Cletus jackknifed his rig on the 101 after being hopped up on trucker speed for 1000 miles.

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Trucker Bomb

A plastic bottle that serves to contain human waste products, and that, through long exposure to intense sunlight, has swelled with vaporized liquids, particularly ammonia from the urine. Once a Trucker Bomb is driven over with a lawn mower or maintainence machine, the bomb "detonates", leaving the the operator and the machine covered in (usually hot) human waste products.

Make sure to load the roadway ditch full of trucker bombs before the county maintenance boys come through with their mower equipment.

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Trucker's Spa

One of those establishments by the side of the interstate that acts like a massage "spa" but has a big sign saying "Truckers Welcome!" and is actually a low rent whorehouse. They may have names like Jade of India or Oasis, but they typically are corrugated roof shacks with a "masseuse" pushing sixty and holding on to her last three teeth. You would have to drive a big rig for four day straight to make these women look good.

"what is a classy spa doing out here in the middle of nowhere?" Pal, that isn't an actual spa, it's just a Trucker's Spa; you may get a handjob and a dirty towel for 50 bucks"

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Trucker Bomb

A plastic container that a truck driver pisses into inside the cab of his truck during daylight hours to be later pitched out usually on the side of the road. This practice has come about by the increasingly strict laws about indecent exposure. Years ago if a truck driver got caught pissing on the side of the road by the Po po, he was given a ticket, end of story. But now if convicted of indecent exposure, you must register as a sexual predator where you live. Much safer to piss in a wide mouth bottle and a whole lot legally less complicated.

Billy Bob Big Rigger builds a trucker bomb every day on his run though Ohio. After dark when the bottle is full, out the window it goes to be later detonated by the poor dick that has to mow the shoulder.

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trucker cap

An overpriced baseball cap. See Von Dutch clothing/apparell.

California has a lot of places that sell Von Dutch.

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mother trucker

a kid friendly way of saying mother fucker

mother trucker! i just stepped on a lego!

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trucker ball

When your nut bag is stuck to the side of your leg. Generally during a road trip.

I had to get off the freeway cause of a gnarly case of trucker ball.