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Someone who thinks they play a sport better than the people on TV, and proceeds to coach them from the comfort of their couch.
John (while eating a pack of Pringles) Come on, pass the ball, he's open! I can't believe you missed that shot! RUN, You can go faster than that!
Mary: Quit being such a couch coach. You get tired walking a flight of stairs.
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the sexiest mf ever
his name is Keishin Ukai btw
karasuno's coach and he's from the haikyuu universe
(if you like him you probably have daddy issues)
bro i want coach ukai to use me as his personal ashtray
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The University of South Carolina. In over 100 years of playing college football, the University of South Carolina has had only one Head Coach that has gone on to be the Head Coach of another school.
Several coaches have won National Championships as Head Coaches of Division I schools prior to becoming the Head Coach at South Carolina. Not one left South Carolina with a winning record and none have gone on to coach elsewhere following their stint in Columbia.
W.H. "Dixie" Whaley, W.P. Murphy, William "Bill" Wertenbaker, I.O. Hunt, Byron W. "By" Dickson,
C.R. Williams, Christie Benet, Douglas McKay, John H. Neff, N.B. "Red" Edgerton, Rice Warren,
Dixon Foster, Frank M. Dobson, Sol S. Metzger, Branch Bocock, Harry Lightsey, W.L. "Billy" Laval,
Don McCallister, Rex Enright, Lt. James P. Moran, Williams "Doc" Newton, John D. McMillan,
Warren Giese, Marvin Bass, Paul Dietzel, Jim Carlen, Richard Bell, Joe Morrison, Brad Scott,
Lou Holtz, and now Steve Spurrier have all fallen victim to the "Coaches Graveyard."
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A crazy man from a different country who has a weird accent, sleeps in a locker room, and always is looking for a chance to start a nice, long verse of his hip-hop single, "these people try to fade me!"
Coach Z: the king's gone mad with power! he's tryin' to eat the chort! JOOORRRBB!
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A douchedick that is 60lbs over weight yet still has you run a mile a day and climb a rope which, I'm pretty sure, isn't even strong enough to hold his fatass. Yet he makes you run faster and harder to make you lose weight and to stay healthy, while he sits in a chair on the side timing you and drinking a diet soda.
"My P.E. coach had me run 3 miles today in 2nd hr"
Coach Mike is a bald, loud , annoying homosexual with 10 foot earlobes.
"God dammit Ramon, pull your head out of your ass! My name is Coach Mike!"
(Basketball) When shooting an open three-pointer on a fast break rather than taking an easy layup. Inspired by a movie of the same name.
"Coach Carter!" Swoosh. Stupid, but bold.
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