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every thursday, wear a tropical shirt/hawaiian shirt
Baylen Levine always gets tropical thursday and tie dye tuesday mixed up
The chillest day of all, Thursday Chillday is a celebration of all that is good about life. It is a time to kick back, toke lokes and chill with all your bros. Occasionally crazy shit will be done but for the most part its just about chilling. The best part is, you already know that the next day is Friday.
That Thursday Chillday was so ill that Friday's been kinda disappointing
The official day when Christmas shopping begins. Formerly known as Thanksgiving. Shopping on this day becomes a moral gray area - leaving your family's Gray Thursday feast to buy the very same people presents.
Mom: So excited about Thanksgiving tomorrow
Daughter: Me too, do you think you can fix me a to go plate so I can catch all the Gray Thursday sales?
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The day preceding Good Friday. It is celebrated by consuming copious amounts of alcohol and singing songs of merriment. Great Thursday typically results in a hangover so fierce it takes 3 days to resurrect ones self.
Ryan: "hey Blair do you work on Good Friday?"
Blair: "no, i plan on drinking on Great Thursday and having a 3 day hangover."
On every Thursday your dad makes your siblings wrestle each over until the last ones standing, after the competition is over the loser has to receive Wet Willy from the winner
“come on kids it’s time for thrusty Thursday!”
“Ohh man dad.. I don’t wanna get a wet Willy from joey”
Possibly the greatest holiday ever. Every Thursday, the coolest people wear their favorite piece of clothing that has a horse depicted on it.
Bro, I got to tightest fit for next Horse Thursday
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Weekly holiday created by Annie Marshall of Maryland, observed by refraining from bitching, complaining, ingratitude and pessimism on Thursdays. Currently popular in Central and Western Maryland, and spreading quickly to other regions.
It's Bitchless Thursday! Which must mean it's polka-lessons-down-the-C&O-Canal-tow-path-before-it-gets-too-hot day.
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