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Someone with a very huge cock. That's it.... A huge cock... Yep, that's it.
Look at her giant cock... wow
Yeah her name is definitely Tina.
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Tina is a breathe of fresh air. She is unlike anyone you’ve ever met. She drinks like a fish but becomes an Audubon Guide to every fucking North American bird you’ve ever seen when she’s drunk. Some people think her know-it-all-attitude is annoying but her husband thinks she’s hilarious. When Tina isn’t partying by a campfire you can find her doing a jigsaw puzzle or reading a book. Tina is a good friend but if you cross her you’ll likely never talk to Tina again. She doesn’t give a fuck.
Person1: I wonder which bird is up in that tree?
Person 2: Oh, let’s ask Tina, she knows everything.
Tina: You’re listening to a Cedar Waxwing’s thin, lisping cry.
Tina is a breathe of fresh air. She is unlike anyone you’ve ever met. She drinks like a fish but becomes an Audubon Guide to every fucking North American bird you’ve ever seen when she’s drunk. Some people think her know-it-all-attitude is annoying but her husband thinks she’s hilarious. When Tina isn’t partying by a campfire you can find her doing a jigsaw puzzle or reading a book. Tina is a good friend but if you cross her you’ll likely never talk to Tina again. She doesn’t give a fuck.
Person1: I wonder which bird is up in that tree?
Person 2: Oh, let’s ask Tina, she knows everything.
Tina: You’re listening to a Cedar Waxwing’s thin, lisping cry.
everything and nothing.
everyone and no one.
everywhere but nowhere.
a religion.
a cult.
your neighbor, your mother, AND your dog.
the meaning of life.
a theory.
a fact.
me.
you.
tina: just look next to you, you'll know
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- Treats lifes gifts like it is a wonder to find/to behold
- Very inspired by heroic like mentalities
- Muse
- Always forever wanting to improve
- thinks Christ means "Love"
- if god is the creator of all, so thy gifts can be found easily by Tina, and in reflection
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A word interchangeable with "crystal meth"when wanting to be discreet.
Refers to teener (1/16 of an oz=teen or teener)
Teener=Tina
Or, sometimes Tina Turner
Hey my usual guy is MIA. Know where I can party with Tina tonight?
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