The fuckwit who is ruining the economy and gas prices because he is angry at Ukraine for having land
Zelensky: Hey wassup Putin?
Putin: CYKA BLYAT
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The act of shoving your tongue under another mans foreskin during gay oral sex
There I was being blown by my boyfriend and he pulled a Putin on me.
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Another word for βanus.β
βFor the next medical exam, I will have to put this finger up your Putin.β
βMooooom! Can you come wipe my Putin?β
βHoney, Iβm so horny! Can you please stick it in my Putin tonight?β
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Putin is the most lovable person! He is sweet, kind, and always there when you need him. He is ready to comfort you in any situation. Sometimes Putin can get a little funny and messy, but he will always apologize at the end.
βWow he is such a Putinβ
βI know rightβ
βI still love him even after high schoolβ
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The President of Russia. Great for making memes/jokes.
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Synonymous to "dick", but much smaller. Rather a microdick or even a nano one.
This evening I'm going to search Pornhub for putin videos.
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