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Something my girlfriend does while I fuck her.
As my rock hard penis was pulverizing her cervix, my girlfriend whispered in my ear, “It’s so special making love to you.”
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Another phrase for basic sex used to reinforce girl's faulty belief that it is more than just a need
Girl - "We just made love ..."
Guy - "We just did it!"
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when i naked man and a naked woman go together and have sex... usually ends up with a baby in 9 months! (rembember it only happens when they are in love)
jo and beth made love on the cruse and had a baby boy 9 months later
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something my girlfriend does while i fuck her
When your not feeling all lovey dovey and your girl asks you... Baby, do you feel like making love tonite?
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What a woman does when a guy fucks her.
She thought we were making love...what a dunce!
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Like sex, except for pansies who pick flowers and enjoy Chris De Burgh.
Dan: "Me and Sandra made love last night, it was so romantic, undoubtedly the most special night of my life."
*MOCKING LAUGHTER FOR AROUND 20 MINUTES*
Friend 1: "Go home man, just go home."
(Dan Leaves)
Friend 2: "Making Love? What a Jesse"
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what women do whilst men are fucking
Guy 1: I heard you and Lucy were making love last night.
Guy 2: Maybe she was, i was just fucking.
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