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anal tosh

A thick yellow discharge, released uncontrollably from the anus.Usually a result of sucking too much balls.

Zander sucked too many balls, now he'll be anal toshing all week.

by Moir May 12, 2006

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The Daniel Tosh

to have sex with a person (typically a man), and you have a small penis

Bob: Do you know how to do the Daniel Tosh?

Jim: To have a terrible show on Comedy Central?

Bob: No, but that too. I was talking about having sex with a small penis.

Jim: Sorry. I have a penis the size of Greg Oden.

Bob: Me too!!

by superbadchicksgivingmemclovin June 26, 2010

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Daniel tosh

When you record yourself licking someones ass after they have shit, leaving an "o" around the mouth.

That bitch wanted to be famous so I introduced her to Daniel Tosh!

by Usanthem May 26, 2015

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Daniel Tosh

A person who is popular for the sole purpose of being a complete douche.

Why would anyone want to be his friend!? He's such a Daniel Tosh!

by 12-21 April 26, 2011

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tosh-worthy

In reference to comedian Daniel Tosh's hit TV show "Tosh.0", when a friend posts a video of himself or another doing something funny enough to not only go viral, but to also be highlighted on the show.

You're friend Jim posts a video on Facebook of Mike trying to ski. Mike cannot ski. Hilarity ensues. This video is tosh-worthy.

by Mid Life Chrysler March 10, 2014

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pish-tosh

A phrase commonly used to scoff at some one or something; disbelief; A condescending interjection.

Mel: We're going to the movies, do you want to come?
Bruce: Pish-tosh!

by Zach May 31, 2004

25๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tosh.0

The most spectacular show to watched when your blazed out of your mind!

lets get high then watch Tosh.0, then he'll actaully be funny

by btgm July 16, 2010

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