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someone that is a tool like douche (douche bag)
That guy you were seeing was a total touche !
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Touche; A fancy pedophile word with a bonus "e".
"The old man down the street tried to Touche my kids!"
"What the fuck is Touche!?"
"Fancy pedo language, it means touch."
"That sick fucker."
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To update the timestamp of a file.
Touch /amy/vag so that it's fresh.
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fight in a nice, cute, flirtatious way
We touch all the time bro, I'm pretty sure she likes me.
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A person who is both a tool and a douche.
I couldn't decide whether Drew is a tool or a douche, so I just consider him a touche.
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What you say when you are screwed over by something.
"Dude, I didn't study for that exam today...Touched!"
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