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telly tubbies

the pastel-coloured spawns of Satan

run for your souls! the tellytubbies are descending upon us over the hills!

by the Crumpet July 9, 2004

86πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


Tubby Custard

A pink diarrhea like substance that is ate by the teletubbies along with tubby toast.

Po make me some tubby custard before I pimp slap your hoe ass.

by TheMinor_69er May 21, 2009

104πŸ‘ 30πŸ‘Ž


telly tubbies

Result of old aged pensioners on acid.

Four round furry creatures, that dance and babble in Telly Tubby land. They are:

Dipsy = green with a spike on head.
Laa-Laa = yellow with curly pig tail on head.
Po = Red with a small halo.
Tinky-Winky = purple with a purple coat hanger on head.

In Telly Tubby Land, the Sun is baby faced, always shining and gurgling. Whie trabbits much verdant grass and never shite. Or maybe Noo-Noo the giant vacuum cleaner eats rabbit shite.

Every half hour every day the windmill turns and flashes coloured sparks, and one of the TV stomach turns on and a little show usu. involving little children doing activity, this happens twice, then they prance about a bit, and they jump back into the dome.

Old Bertie ate his son's tabs and saw some telly tubbies.

by Kerb November 28, 2004

60πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


Tubby splat

A fart.

"Did you just tubby splat?.."

by ChickenSquirt October 22, 2013


Tubby Gay

Referring to a fat person being homosexual.

"Yo, is Steven gay?" - Jake
"No, he's Tubby Gay" - Terence

by thatonemonkey April 6, 2020


Tubby Custard

1: A food which is eaten by Teletubies

2: A way of calling someone fat, overweight or obese

3: A way of describing Kalvin Phillips

Teletubies: Tubby Custard, Tubby Custard , Tubby Custard

Person 1: Look at that fat cunt over there he’s a real tubby custard

Person 2: Fuck me Kalvin Phillips is shit

Person 3: I know he’s a tubby custard

by Ispeakengland July 25, 2023


tubby tustard

the white squirty stuff that the teletubbies make at teh end of their show.

po will make the tubby tustard while the noo noo cleans up the mess

by christie yellow February 26, 2008

13πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž