tibetan turnpike

The act of fucking a girl's ass then whenever she is about to climax you rough palm her back/spine area causing a sharp pain.

Damn, me and Marisa were fucking last night and she cried after I performed the Tibetan Turnpike.

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The New Jersey Turnpike

Smacking your lovers face with your dick repeatedly in a haphazard, aggressive fashion thereby inducing the disorientation and aggravation one feels while driving the New Jersey Turnpike.

"Sometimes, when the moment of our love making turns especially tender, I give Brenda The New Jersey Turnpike. Just to remind her not to take anything for granted."
"Marge wanted to know what it was like growing up in New Jersey, so I gave her the New Jersey Turnpike. 'What the fuck is your problem, asshole?' she yelled after I ruined her day. Hey, she wanted to know!"

Jersey Turnpike

when you shove a rapier called a turnpike up somones ass an old form of medevil tourtue

You can picture it yourself please

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Nigerian turnpike

The Nigerian tunnpike is a sex move that came from Nigeria in where the girl shit's in the man's mouth then then he takes the shit and shoves it up her pussy then he eats it out of her pussy in Nigeria it's know as good luck to eat a woman's shit out of her.

Omg girl my boy friend said can we do the Nigerian turnpike and I said fuck you eat your own shit

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New Jersey Turnpike

A shooter made by dumping the contents of the bar mat (where you make various drinks) into a shot glass.

For his 21st birthday, Jim's friends ordered him a New Jersey Turnpike, which made him vomit.

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Jersey Turnpike Shot

When the bartender wipes down the bar and squeezes the rag into a shotglass.

"Happy 21st bro, let me order you something dirty"

"Dude I hope its not a jersey turnpike shot"

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New Jersey Turnpike

Important link in the Northeast megalopolis from Boston to Richmond. Highly regarded as "one of the worst roads in America," but it gets its bad rap only from the very northern section, whereas the section from Exit 12 and south is clean and less congested. Only freeway link from New York City to Baltimore, so many use the NJTP as a through route. This is why New Jersey has a bad image, since the REAL New Jersey is away from the Turnpike in the form of beautiful beaches, historic towns, and vast farmland (despite being the most densely populated state in the Union). This highway is also called the "New Jersey Speedway" since police will not stop you unless you're going above 80 MPH.

I once took the New Jersey Turnpike to New York, but when I got there, I asked myself, "Why waste my time in that shithole?" and turned around to go to Philadelphia instead for a cheesesteak.

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