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On a stormy day, a heap of at least 5 broken and mangled umbrellas tossed on the side of a city street/sidewalk.
Coworker 1: Wow, it's like a hurricane outside.
Coworker 2: I know, I must have passed 6 umbrella graveyards this morning!
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A kink that someone has that involves shoving an umbrella up your vagina, or was, and opening it while it is inside of you. It also involves being turned on by umbrellas, and getting off to umbrellas. It's also, fucking gross.
"You need to get help, that umbrella kink is gross"
"But umbrellas are so fuckin hot mate, I just can't get over their slim, hot, beautiful design and how they make me wanna *use* them everytime I see them"
"why am I friends with you"
Moving from under random people's umbrellas to other random peoples umbrellas in public because you haven't brought your own
Ugh I forgot my umbrella today and had to umbrella hop from class to class
Yesterday it rained so hard that Precious had to go umbrella hopping
When girls boobs are so big you can use them as umbrellas
This girl I saw on pornhub had some titty umbrellas
Gentleman's Umbrella is when a man who is uncircumcised attaches his penis to a man with a circumcised penis by pulling the foreskin over both the penises.
Normally used in the homosexual community. But to do it the person doesn't have to be gay.
Hey Tom did you hear there was a chance of rain, would you like a Gentleman's Umbrella?
It sure is windy, would you like to use my Gentleman's Umbrella?
When a man is making love to a French woman, who is particularly hairy. He takes a mini fold-up umbrella and shoves it into her vagina, then as she is orgasming you open up the umbrella in her vagina, causing incredible pain to the woman. Then, you throw a glass bottle at her, knocking her out.
Last night, she wouldn't shut up, so I gave her a good ol' French Umbrella
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during foreplay when you stick your hand in someones ass to make it looser by spreading your fingers. since the anus is a tight muscle it happens slowly. hence, the rusty umbrella.
"my anus is tight man," says ethan"give me a rusty umbrella"
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