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The feeling of ickiness the day after any vaccine. It could be a headache or low fever.
It is caused by your bodies immune response to the vaccine and shows the vaccine is working properly.
I didn't feel anything after the first covid shot, but the booster gave me a vaccine hangover
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Someone who believes themselves to be more intelligent then others, simply due to an over inflated sense of ego, narcissism or the desire to be part of a larger conspiracy. Occasionally born from a place of genuine care for their children, but ultimately risk lives needlessly.
"Did you hear about Karen? She's Vaccine Informed now. I'd watch her kids for signs of something, measles is going around. I can't have my baby get sick, she still hasn't recovered from her surgery."
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To inoculate frontline workers and the vulnerable everywhere in the world first, or to vaccinate everybody in the developed world first before vaccinating those in the developing world.
On moral grounds, rich countries face a vaccine dilemma: should they let medical personnel from rogue or dictatorial nations like North Korea and Venezuela be jabbed first before their own people?
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The A harmless injection given to most infants to protect them from measles mumps and ruebella.
Some (braindead) people believe that this vaccine causes regressive autism in its patients. These people are mainly followers of the holistic medicine movement.
Coincidentally these people are also severely retarded/ the victim of a surprise icepick lobotomy/someone in a coma/madonna/5 times worse than your average paedophile.
So the next time someone espouses their homeopathic, generally incorrect and totally unscientifically founded views on this subject, you would be totally within your rights to paprecut the worlds "Dr wakeman was paid off to make these wild allegations by a firm specializing in beating the fuck out of any medical malpractice for financial gain" onto their chests.
Tanyarrrr: Did you know that the MMR vaccine causes regressive autism? That's why my little Oscar wasn't given it. And now he's absolutely perfect! Apart from that massive lump on his neck, but at least he hasn't got the dreaded autism.
Myself: *Places cup of coffee gently down on table... looks up... advances menacingly... cut to black... piercing scream heard in distance. *
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Among the many human actions that cannot be un-done resulting in horrific, but not entirely unexpected consequences.
Shoulda worn a condom
Shoulda worn a seat belt
Shoulda known 'cauze her mother was fat
Shoulda bought Apple, Tesla, Bitcoin, Ether
Shoulda gotten a COVID vaccine
Shoulda known better, Mr Vaccine Regret
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The doss vaccine is to not eat tamales like a fat beaner
I administered the doss vaccine to the doss syndrome patient today.
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When rogue scientists are unethically considering mixing different homegrown vaccines with low rates of protection into a hybrid one, or are planning to inoculate people with two or three doses of different vaccines, to boost efficacy.
China, which had trialed four vaccines whose efficacy rates are as low as 50%, is seriously considering Frankenstein vaccination to optimize its immunization process.
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