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vans are like super coool .. classic vans i mean .. they're comfortable, variety ect..
nowdays vans are used by preps
someone has a pair of super cool vans
prep: i gotta have them.. everyone does
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An unusually beasty red haired man who attracts grenades and landmines at parties.
I feel bad for Van, that grenade keeps trying to get at him.
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Cheap plain skater shoes. Stop saying they have tons of designs. The only designs are the bottom of the shoe which is usually white, and the whites laces. And other Vans have the tip of the shoe colored or some ugly line by the ankle. They're simply just like Converse except they're missing the gay white tip. Most people say they last a lifetime only because those people don't probably skateboard or even doing anything. of course they last a life time they're for going out not for soccer or something athletic.
Vans are white trash sneakers that should be for pedophiles bringing their victims to their vans. You're not cool just because you wear the same brand of Lil Wayne, do you really want to follow a rapper with a voice that belongs in a cartoon and is too high to even notice what hes wearing?
White Trash:Dude you just stepped on my new Vans. Gosh im trying to be cool.
Normal Person: Go fuck yourself
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Van is the most sexiest person i nthe world. hes a new zealander on outrageous fortune. he goes out with briony drysdale and is just so Freakin amazing! everyone loves him. hes a bit of a stoner but the man in romance. he takes sprinkles to a restaraunt to put on ur butterd bread = xxx
oh man. i wana go to the restaraunt with a Van.
Van West off Outrageous fortune
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A person who's mother enjoys partaking in random promiscuous sex involving food and swallowing midgets whole with the vagina. Such acts thus result in a partly fishy, partly moldy bread, odor emitting vagina, which can be smelled from a considerable distance.
Dude that guy's a Van, his mom got paper mache'd by a gang bang of midgets with some turkey drumsticks.
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the most fucked up shoe a person can have
i mean they are FUCKED UP, i mean they are like omega shit clompers
but if your gonna get vans, dont get the checkered kinds
i got my vans on and they look like sneakers
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