A man who is horny has a steel hardend dick and ready to go at it with a Chick.
Phone call ...... Yo girl Im at the crib dipped in vaseline ready to make you scream.....
When someone doesn't understand a joke, misses a joke or appears to laugh too long after a joke has been made.
"Looks like you have vaseline on your forehead again today!"
A song by the popular beatbox group gaynl. The song can be used to describe emotion wether it be good or bad.
"The new Quake 4 is queer anal butt fucking with vaseline!"
"My girlfriend just dumped me. This is beyond queer anal butt fucking with vaseline."
The swag and confidence that pirates get after using Vaseline. Usually done in a ufc setting.
Vaseline Swag.
She is irinas love. someone who irina is in love with and doenst want to admit it.
Person 1: Omg do you have any Vaseline??
Me: Are we talking about petroleum jelly or the person irina is in love with??