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A man who is horny has a steel hardend dick and ready to go at it with a Chick.
Phone call ...... Yo girl Im at the crib dipped in vaseline ready to make you scream.....
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When someone doesn't understand a joke, misses a joke or appears to laugh too long after a joke has been made.
"Looks like you have vaseline on your forehead again today!"
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A song by the popular beatbox group gaynl. The song can be used to describe emotion wether it be good or bad.
"The new Quake 4 is queer anal butt fucking with vaseline!"
"My girlfriend just dumped me. This is beyond queer anal butt fucking with vaseline."
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When one speaks to you with a lisp and you cannot decipher a word that they say. Or when a person spits uncontrollably and has a lisp. It is permissible to yell "vaseline" with a lisp and cut one of these lispers off.
Man, that guy with a lisp was talkin with a mouth full of vaseline. What the hell was he talking about?
a bag of microwaved Vaseline shoved up your fanny to use as a cum blocker
My Vaseline vag is bare sticky man
This is the predecessor of Vaselphobia. This is where you ask the life changing question of Vaseline a drug? After asking this once or multiple times someone shall convince you that, "Yes, it is a drug". This shall go on to give you Vaselphobia.
"Vaseline a drug?" you ask. "Yes, on it right now!"
When you rub the ol willy with sum Vaseline.
I just Want to Vaseline my wein and give sum fuk!!!