Backseat Vet

Vet as in veterinarian, not veteran. These are the people you see in comment sections across social media under videos of animals. They will claim whatever activity the animal is doing in the video is harmful to said animal, ruining the fun for everyone. They have no actual veterinary experience or expertise, and they often just parrot poorly-cited articles they just Googled to make their comment.

"Here's a video of my ferret eating steak!"
"UMMM ACTUALLY FERRETS NEED TO EAT WHITE MEAT ONLY. THAT'S BAD FOR THEM. YOU'RE ABUSING HER."
"Wow, someone's being a backseat vet. Actually, any raw meat is fine for ferrets to eat. I've owned ferrets for 20 years, you don't know what you're talking about."

Vet Villy

When a woman gets fingered and that finger is inserted into her own ear.

If you don't stop, I'll give you a Vet Villy

teacher's vet

becoming friends with the teacher's pets only so the teachers will like you almost as much

I've become such a teacher's vet this year. I try to befriend all of the teacher's pets only to get some brownie points from the teachers.

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Virtue Vetting

The process by which any individual's accomplishments and/or creative output is deemed valid based on the virtue - or perceived virtue - of said individual. Inversely, to make eligible for censorial callout and shutdown any work or creative output of any individual deemed unvirtuous.

The painting was removed from the exhibit after the artist, who had indeed endured a troubled past, failed to survive the virtue vetting of a group of highly motivated and vocal museum supporters, who claimed to be offended by the work's inclusion in the show.

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Salty Vet

Any women is over the age of 35 and hooks up with younger men

This salty vet was trying to hook with me last night

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Vet the Veep

Republican slang for masturbation.

Cindy McCain: "John! Just what are you doing going into the closet again with those pictures of Sarah Palin in her bathingsuit?"
John McCain: "Nothing, dear, I'm just going to vet the veep."

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Vet-Bro

Vet-Bro is a term used by younger Soldiers that are triggered knowing that they couldn't hack it back in the day and by older Soldiers trying way too hard to be woke and politically correct.

Vet-Bros with their back in the day comments.

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