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A person who wait's til marriage to have sexual intercoarse
Craig : Wow can't believe it's prom season seems like we just went ourselves!
Chad : Yeah what A night I remember having a threesome with Jenny & Marissa!
Craig : Didn't Marissa have A baby 9 months later?
Chad : Uh yeah but it wasn't mine!
Craig : But you were the only guy and she was a Virgin who's was it then?
Chad : I would say Jim's since he was holdin the camera and jacking off!
Craig : Yeah Right his sperm just flew across the room and landed in her pussy!
Chad : Seriously It was in our hair all over the girls pussy's and my dick the floor and walls were covered too!
Craig : Chad shut the fuck up!
Chad : Dam I bet hotel service had fun cleaning up that sticky mess!
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To still be full of virginity.
Nope, I am no longer virginful
The one who's not getting any action.
One who has not had sex. The definition of sex is highly disputed, as many people believe that one can perform different levels of near-sexual activity (i.e.: oral\cyber\phone sex) and still be a virgin.
Earth Science Teacher: Now class, the moon goes around the earth and doesn't spin. It's not getting any action. The earth goes around the sun and spins. What's the one that's not getting any action?
Class of high-schoolers: A virgin!
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Greg: Dude, has you slept with your girlfriend yet?
Graham: She says she wants to stay a virgin until she's married.
Greg: Sucks to be you
Graham's Girlfriend: Have fun with your STDs, Greg!
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Someone who has become overcome by morals and is awaiting the right moment with the right person to engage in a spiritual journey expressing true love. (aka sex) As for the other virgins... well. People just decided they SHOULD have morals.
virgin #1: "i'm not having sex until i'm married I want it to be with someone I really love"
virgin #2: "err... yeah, thats what I'm doing too."
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Becoming extremely rare, even among young/fat/ugly girls.
you: I heard she was a virgin
me: You're a gullible idiot
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1. Someone who looses their virginity and becomes sex crazy.
Emily is suffering from a severe case of Virginitis and turned into a huge slut.
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Unfortunately rare, but a valuable find. Believing in morality and true love. Devotion and commitment to purity. Beauty in self-control. Presence of mind in stressful situations. Admirable abstinence.
My virginity means something to me. It's not that I'm unwanted
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